Me: Dan, would you redesign my blog page?
Dan: How do you mean?
Me: I want a newly designed blog that looks really good
Dan: Ok
Me: I want exciting graphics
Dan: Ok
Me: Bold colours
Dan: Right
Me: With some kind of a theme
Dan: Uh-huh
Me: Something original
Dan: Sure
Me: Something a bit like yours
Dan: Ok
Me: What do you think
Dan: Hmm
Me: What do you mean by hmm?
Dan: Well it's a fair amount of work
Me: Ok
Dan: Which I'm happy to do
Me: Right
Dan: For you
Me: Uh-huh
Dan: Because you're my brother
Me: Sure
Dan: The problem is you don't blog
Me: I do too blog
Dan: You haven't blogged since 1976
Me: Yeah but that's only because I have a really boring blog that I've got really bored of blogging on. If I had an exciting new blog, I'd blog all the time.
Dan: No you wouldn't
Me: I totally would
Dan: Prove it
Me: What?
Dan: Prove that you'll blog all the time
Me: How
Dan: Blog
Me: What?
Dan: Blog everyday for a month and I'll redesign your blog page.
Me: But I'll never do that
Dan: Then I'm not wasting my time making you a man of style over substance
Me: But the whole point is that I'm not blogging because the page is boring. I want a proper redesign and then I'll relaunch it.
Dan: But what is it about a new look that'd make you blog.
Me: I don't know, it just would
Dan: Well surely the prospect of a redesign should have the same effect
(Pause)
Me: Everyday?
Dan: Yup!
Me: For a month?
Dan: Yup
(Pause)
Me: Couldn't I offer to give you a shoulder massage everytime I see you for the next month?
Dan: I'm going to be in Bristol for the next three years
Me: Well until you go to Bristol then?
Dan: You are right now this very second driving me to Bristol
(Pause)
Me: I was hoping you'd have forgotten that
Dan: You're an idiot
Me: Well what if I...
Dan: Nope
Me: But instead of...
Dan: Blog for a month
Me: Yeah but what if...
Dan: Not interested
(Pause)
Me: Darn it
(The blog Confessions of an Innocent Man will be redesigned and relaunched on Saturday 18th October - Pending the successful completion of a certain challenge)
Dan: How do you mean?
Me: I want a newly designed blog that looks really good
Dan: Ok
Me: I want exciting graphics
Dan: Ok
Me: Bold colours
Dan: Right
Me: With some kind of a theme
Dan: Uh-huh
Me: Something original
Dan: Sure
Me: Something a bit like yours
Dan: Ok
Me: What do you think
Dan: Hmm
Me: What do you mean by hmm?
Dan: Well it's a fair amount of work
Me: Ok
Dan: Which I'm happy to do
Me: Right
Dan: For you
Me: Uh-huh
Dan: Because you're my brother
Me: Sure
Dan: The problem is you don't blog
Me: I do too blog
Dan: You haven't blogged since 1976
Me: Yeah but that's only because I have a really boring blog that I've got really bored of blogging on. If I had an exciting new blog, I'd blog all the time.
Dan: No you wouldn't
Me: I totally would
Dan: Prove it
Me: What?
Dan: Prove that you'll blog all the time
Me: How
Dan: Blog
Me: What?
Dan: Blog everyday for a month and I'll redesign your blog page.
Me: But I'll never do that
Dan: Then I'm not wasting my time making you a man of style over substance
Me: But the whole point is that I'm not blogging because the page is boring. I want a proper redesign and then I'll relaunch it.
Dan: But what is it about a new look that'd make you blog.
Me: I don't know, it just would
Dan: Well surely the prospect of a redesign should have the same effect
(Pause)
Me: Everyday?
Dan: Yup!
Me: For a month?
Dan: Yup
(Pause)
Me: Couldn't I offer to give you a shoulder massage everytime I see you for the next month?
Dan: I'm going to be in Bristol for the next three years
Me: Well until you go to Bristol then?
Dan: You are right now this very second driving me to Bristol
(Pause)
Me: I was hoping you'd have forgotten that
Dan: You're an idiot
Me: Well what if I...
Dan: Nope
Me: But instead of...
Dan: Blog for a month
Me: Yeah but what if...
Dan: Not interested
(Pause)
Me: Darn it
(The blog Confessions of an Innocent Man will be redesigned and relaunched on Saturday 18th October - Pending the successful completion of a certain challenge)
5 comments:
I now have an even greater love and respect for Dan than before... the challenge is on.
I have every faith in you brother of mine.
Hooray! Hoorah for Dan!
Man, finally!
I thought this day would never come...
:D
Haha. Because you haven't got enough things going on in your life to keep on top of already... ;)
Good luck, Harries.
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