Monday, April 26, 2010

The Return of the (Blog) King...Get it? Like in Lord of the Rings. Except with blogging.

Right. Here goes. I've decided to restart my blog. From this point on, I hereby swear to update my blog at least twice a week. There. I've said it. I've made a promise and I have to stick to it. However, like any good promise, this one has a few provisos.

Reasons it would be ok for me not to blog twice a week:

1) If I am hit by a car.
2) If I fall down some stairs.
3) If the internet breaks (or is stolen).
4) If China rings and asks me to stop as my blogging is further aggravating the economy.
5) If I find a brick.
6) If I am mauled, seduced or written to by a bear (of any size).
7) If I am having a bad hair day.
8) If I feel like a sandwich.
9) If I forget.
10) If I remember and am fully able to but then can't be bothered.


I'm also thinking of running for election.

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